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外人SMASH · Gaijin Smash
Wear the phrase. Know what it means.
Every design is a real Japanese phrase: a proverb, a slang word, a ghost story. Not decoration, not a translation. The meaning, the reading and the story behind it are on every product page.
Our story →Proverbs, Tokyo slang, anime lines and yōkai, in the original Japanese.
What it says, how to read it and when people actually use it.
Tees and hoodies, made when you order and shipped worldwide.
Kaidan
Kaidan are Japanese ghost stories. The snow woman, the fox wedding, the slit-mouthed woman: spirits from folklore drawn as artwork, with the name of the spirit in Japanese.

マヨイガ
The kettle is steaming. The sandals are paired. Nobody has ever lived here.
$35 · Tee

狐の嫁入り
If it rains while the sun shines, the foxes are marrying. Do not follow.
$35 · Tee

恨めしや
One continuous silhouette. No legs below the hem. As is proper.
$35 · Tee

私、きれい?
There is no right answer. There was never going to be.
$35 · Tee
A Thousand Words
Ukiyo-e inspired artwork with no words at all.

鯉口
One thumb's width of steel. Everything after is already decided.
$35 · Tee

線香花火
A fragile life in four stages. The golden pulse of an ephemeral summer.
$35 · Tee

ただいま
Three pairs of shoes. One is facing the wrong way.
$35 · Tee

花吹雪
The flowers fall. The falling ones, and the ones still to fall.
$35 · Tee
Proverbs & Philosophy
Traditional Wisdom
Four-character idioms and proverbs, each with its meaning on the page so you know exactly what you are wearing.
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馬耳東風
A spring gale passing through a silent mind, unbothered by the world's hollow chatter.
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不言実行
Say less. Do more. The rest is noise.
$35 · Tee

絶体絶命
No exits. Absolute crisis. The moment that decides everything.
$35 · Tee

後悔先に立たず
Regret always arrives fashionably late. By then the moment is already gone.
$35 · Tee
Contemporary Slang
Modern Street
Tokyo slang, station names and the words people actually say on the last train home.
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それガーチャー?
Wait — is this actually gachi? This is actually gachi.
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ほんmoney
Kansai word. Universal meaning. Money talks in every dialect.
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しんどw
A breathless collapse into the overwhelming gravity of a digital obsession.
$35 · Tee

飛ぶぞ
I'm going to fly. Hold on.
$35 · Tee
Fandom Lexicon
Lines and terms from anime and manga, in the original Japanese.

力は必要に応じて生まれる
The internal combustion of a soul pressed hard against the cold wall of defeat.
$35 · Tee

計画通り
The architect of fate watches the final piece click into its inevitable, cold position.
$35 · Tee

シー・ユー・スペース・カウボーイ
See you, Space Cowboy. The best kind of goodbye.
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お前はもう死んでいる
The most iconic line in anime. Said once. Never forgotten.
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Cultural Code
Jokes you only get after living in Japan. If you know, you know.

自己責任
Your choices, your consequences. No disclaimers, no exceptions.
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バカ真面目
A rigid heart in a fluid world, unbending where others simply break or fade.
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令和なのにまだFAX
The analog heartbeat of a nation trapped between thermal paper and fiber optics.
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ここは日本ですから
Four words that explain everything and nothing at the same time.
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