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外人SMASH · Gaijin Smash

Wear the phrase. Know what it means.

Every design is a real Japanese phrase: a proverb, a slang word, a ghost story. Not decoration, not a translation. The meaning, the reading and the story behind it are on every product page.

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Real phrases

Proverbs, Tokyo slang, anime lines and yōkai, in the original Japanese.

Meaning explained

What it says, how to read it and when people actually use it.

Printed to order

Tees and hoodies, made when you order and shipped worldwide.

Kaidan

Kaidan are Japanese ghost stories. The snow woman, the fox wedding, the slit-mouthed woman: spirits from folklore drawn as artwork, with the name of the spirit in Japanese.

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マヨイガ

マヨイガ

The kettle is steaming. The sandals are paired. Nobody has ever lived here.

$35 · Tee

狐の嫁入り

狐の嫁入り

If it rains while the sun shines, the foxes are marrying. Do not follow.

$35 · Tee

恨めしや

恨めしや

One continuous silhouette. No legs below the hem. As is proper.

$35 · Tee

私、きれい?

私、きれい?

There is no right answer. There was never going to be.

$35 · Tee

A Thousand Words

Ukiyo-e inspired artwork with no words at all.

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鯉口

鯉口

One thumb's width of steel. Everything after is already decided.

$35 · Tee

線香花火

線香花火

A fragile life in four stages. The golden pulse of an ephemeral summer.

$35 · Tee

ただいま

ただいま

Three pairs of shoes. One is facing the wrong way.

$35 · Tee

花吹雪

花吹雪

The flowers fall. The falling ones, and the ones still to fall.

$35 · Tee

背水の陣 — Traditional Wisdom

Proverbs & Philosophy

Traditional Wisdom

Four-character idioms and proverbs, each with its meaning on the page so you know exactly what you are wearing.

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馬耳東風

馬耳東風

A spring gale passing through a silent mind, unbothered by the world's hollow chatter.

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不言実行

不言実行

Say less. Do more. The rest is noise.

$35 · Tee

絶体絶命

絶体絶命

No exits. Absolute crisis. The moment that decides everything.

$35 · Tee

後悔先に立たず

後悔先に立たず

Regret always arrives fashionably late. By then the moment is already gone.

$35 · Tee

やばい, ガチ, ぴえん, それな, 社畜 — Modern Street tees

Contemporary Slang

Modern Street

Tokyo slang, station names and the words people actually say on the last train home.

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それガーチャー?

それガーチャー?

Wait — is this actually gachi? This is actually gachi.

$35 · Tee

ほんmoney

ほんmoney

Kansai word. Universal meaning. Money talks in every dialect.

$35 · Tee

しんどw

しんどw

A breathless collapse into the overwhelming gravity of a digital obsession.

$35 · Tee

飛ぶぞ

飛ぶぞ

I'm going to fly. Hold on.

$35 · Tee

Fandom Lexicon

Lines and terms from anime and manga, in the original Japanese.

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力は必要に応じて生まれる

力は必要に応じて生まれる

The internal combustion of a soul pressed hard against the cold wall of defeat.

$35 · Tee

計画通り

計画通り

The architect of fate watches the final piece click into its inevitable, cold position.

$35 · Tee

シー・ユー・スペース・カウボーイ

シー・ユー・スペース・カウボーイ

See you, Space Cowboy. The best kind of goodbye.

$35 · Tee

お前はもう死んでいる

お前はもう死んでいる

The most iconic line in anime. Said once. Never forgotten.

$35 · Tee

Cultural Code

Jokes you only get after living in Japan. If you know, you know.

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自己責任

自己責任

Your choices, your consequences. No disclaimers, no exceptions.

$35 · Tee

バカ真面目

バカ真面目

A rigid heart in a fluid world, unbending where others simply break or fade.

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令和なのにまだFAX

令和なのにまだFAX

The analog heartbeat of a nation trapped between thermal paper and fiber optics.

$35 · Tee

ここは日本ですから

ここは日本ですから

Four words that explain everything and nothing at the same time.

$35 · Tee